zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

yayfeminism:

Everyday Feminism

otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot

A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

sirlightbulb:

finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

souljaboyemoji:

souljaboyemoji:

ammit420:

*dick hard but i gotta stand up*

image

did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat

I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word

h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo