thedeathofablog:

pityfucker:

there’s a new girl at our school and she’s been here for 5 days and she’s already dated two guys what is her secret

I love how, instead of slut shaming her, you’re legitimately impressed and slightly envious

crocodilepatronus:

………..Kim K game getting a lil too real….. 

landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

sweet-bitsy:

averageboo:

if youre feelin baby blue lonely today hey look at this picture of a tiny snail kissing mothership snail  image

CHEESY CRUST

eludible:

Being told I have the best taste in music is like the best compliment you could give me

spoken-not-written:

audition for ‘Bates Motel

THAT IS ACTING JESUS CHRIST

hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

macintush:

it’s beat down! time!

macintush:

it’s beat down! time!