Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
will always look
A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.
jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick
finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing
Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo